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HIPAA-compliant at-home blood testing

The most comprehensive at-home testing available.

  • 60+ biomarkers per panel
  • One-time kits or monthly subscription
  • Separate HIPAA-compliant portal
  • Results-driven supplement guidance
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Premium personal care - clean formulations for skin, hair, and hygiene.

No questionable additives. Brands vetted for performance and ingredient integrity.

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Try before you commit

A sample pack is the low-stakes way to find your formula. Every pouch is one complete single-serve dose – tear it open, take all the capsules with water, and judge it on the spot. No bottles, no counting, no four-box commitment to find out what works. The Trio covers anxiety, pain, and digestion. The Full set adds period-cramp relief. Each card below links to that product's full ingredient panel and science, so you can read exactly what you are taking before you scale up.
MORTALS

Mortals Sample Packs

$29.00 per pack
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Anxiety Assassin
IQ Biologix

Anxiety Assassin

Calm Support

9 ingredients led by Ashwagandha, Passionflower, and L-Theanine. 3 capsules per pouch.

$39.00
Pain Purge
IQ Biologix

Pain Purge

Comfort Support

A 7-part herbal relief blend with Willow Bark, Boswellin®, and Turmeric. 4 capsules per pouch.

$49.00
Tummy Tamer
IQ Biologix

Tummy Tamer

Digestive Support

8 botanicals plus a four-strain probiotic blend, led by Ginger and Artichoke. 2 capsules per pouch.

$39.00
Cramp Crusher
IQ Biologix

Cramp Crusher

Cycle Support

17 ingredients spanning Willow Bark, Magnesium, and Chaste Tree Berry. 5 capsules per pouch.

$49.00

Frequently Asked...

Things people ask

Q.01 What is in the Mortals Sample Pack?

The Trio Sample Pack has three single-serve pouches each of Anxiety Assassin, Pain Purge, and Tummy Tamer. The Full Sample Pack adds two pouches of Cramp Crusher. Each pouch is one full single-serve dose – open it, take all the capsules, done.

Q.02 How do single-serve pouches work?

Each pouch holds a pre-measured dose, so there is no counting capsules from a bottle. Toss one in a bag or drawer, tear it open, and take the capsules with water.

Q.03 Can I take more than one Mortals formula at once?

Each formula targets a different need with a different ingredient profile. If you take prescription medication, check with your healthcare provider first.

Q.04 Are Mortals supplements made in the USA?

Yes. Every formula is made in FDA-registered, cGMP facilities in the United States and third-party tested for purity and potency.

Q.05 What is the refund policy?

Mortals offers a 14-day money-back guarantee for first-time customers. Contact the store within 14 days of delivery for a full refund.

GMP-Certified Facility Third-Party Tested Per Batch Disclosed Ingredients

*These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Consult your physician before use if you are pregnant, nursing, taking medication, or have a medical condition.

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